

Thinking about doing stand-up comedy?
Have you just started getting up on stage?
Want to learn more?
Well, you’re in luck because you have found your resource for everything comedy for the novice stand-up comic.
Comedian ANT is your guide through the shark-infested waters of stand-up comedy.

ANT has been performing at comedy clubs across the United States since 1991. He expanded his career into being a TV personality and has a ton of knowledge to share. Whether you are a beginner just dipping your tootsies in the pool or an up-and-coming comedy artist, this site is ANT’s gift to you.
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Here’s the latest advice from ANT!


Just getting started? ANT drops some knowledge on you.

Why would I want to be a stand-up comic?
There are several compelling reasons for becoming a stand-up comedian, however, it's important to note that being a stand-up comedian requires dedication, persistence, and resilience. It can be a challenging career path, but for those who are passionate about comedy, the rewards can be tremendous. Plus it’s just fun!



Congrats! You’ve jumped into the deep end of the pool!
So, you’ve tried an open mic and you got bitten by the comedy bug.... Now what do you need to know?



Congratulations, darlings! You’ve really leveled up.
You’re writing every day, you’re getting up on stage regularly, and you really might be thinking about making this your vocation. Here are some things you need to think about.

The truth is: there’s no perfect answer. But if you’re smart, prepared, and passionate — it might be closer than you think.
Let’s be real — the early days of comedy are like surviving on ramen, adrenaline, and blind faith. You wonder if you’re making progress or just becoming a permanent fixture at open mics, like that one sticky chair no one wants to sit in. But here’s the good news: you are growing.
Tony wanted to make a living doing stand-up and after years of slinging punchlines and eating rejection for breakfast, Tony finally made their first thousand dollars doing comedy…
Look, not every joke is gonna be a winner. Some jokes just aren’t meant to live past their first awkward chuckle—or worse, that silent vacuum where laughter should be but instead, you just hear your own self-esteem shattering like a glass dropped in a nightclub bathroom.
Let’s talk about accountability groups—you know, those little huddles of hope where people gather, sip oat milk lattes, and say things like, “This week, I vow to be my best self!”
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So, you’re thinking about starting a writing group with other comedians? First off—love the ambition, honey. That’s like saying, “Should I start a biker gang with my grandma and her Mahjong friends?” It sounds great in theory, but buckle up, because it’s gonna be a ride.
Oh honey, if I had a dollar for every time someone asked me, "When am I gonna get my big break?"—I wouldn't need a break, because I'd already be rolling in the cash!
Behind every successful artist is a whole team making sure we don’t accidentally do something stupid. And at the core of this team? An agent and a manager. But which one is better?
Grab a coffee, put on your most comfortable robe, and let’s talk about one of life’s big questions: should you get a manager?
Let’s spill the tea (or coffee if you’re keeping it Dry Bar clean) on how to get noticed by comedy powerhouses like Comedy Dynamics and Dry Bar Comedy. Making people laugh is only half the battle; getting the right people to watch you is the other half.
Today, we’re diving into getting booked on a late night show. It’s not just about being funny (though that helps). It’s about navigating the process with precision, professionalism, and a dash of pizzazz.
Today, we’re diving into a topic near and dear to my heart: crafting a killer standup set for television. These tips will help you deliver a set that leaves the audience laughing and the producers calling you back.
The answer isn’t as cut-and-dried as you might hope. It’s a mix of quality, experience, and the opportunities you’ve had along the way. But let’s break it down…
Over my years in comedy, I’ve learned that retiring a joke is as crucial as crafting one. Here’s my take on when it’s time to bid a joke farewell and why doing so can actually elevate your act.
The world of comedy can be both exhilarating and daunting, with talented individuals seeking opportunities to showcase their humor and make a mark in the entertainment industry. While talent and perseverance are vital, having a competent agent or manager can provide the necessary guidance and connections to propel comedians to success.


About ANT
Hyper, irreverent, and just downright fabulous, ANT (spelled in caps) has steadily climbed the comedy hill to become one of the most successful comedians of our time. A regular guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Tyra Banks show, ANT is the only comedian to appear on all five seasons of NBC’s hit series Last Comic Standing. He is recognized as the host VH1′s Celebrity Fit Club and in the LOGO series U.S. of ANT. ANT ventured out of his comfort zone, appearing in Celebracadabra, a competition show featuring magic and celebrities for ABC. His hit stand-up DVD ANT: America’s Ready and comedy CD Follow My Ass! have sold tens of thousands of copies and are available in stores nationwide and online at every CD/DVD retailer including Amazon. ANT’s new standup comedy blog theant.com is designed to help new and aspiring comedians break into standup comedy and help young comedians hone an act.