How to Get More Stage Time as a Beginner Comedian

So you’ve decided to chase the glamorous, soul-crushing, occasionally soul-saving life of stand-up comedy. Congrats — and my condolences! If you're reading this, you're probably wondering how to get more than five minutes in the back of a pizza place at midnight. Well, buckle up, baby, because I’ve got the inside scoop.

1. Hit Every Open Mic — Yes, Every One

Open mics are the broccoli of comedy: nobody loves them, but they’re good for you. They’re where you test jokes, bomb gloriously, and slowly become immune to public humiliation (which, trust me, is a superpower). Go to as many as possible, even the weird ones at laundromats or on a Tuesday afternoon in a bowling alley. The more you show up, the more people start recognizing your face — and believe me, familiarity opens doors.

2. Be Reliable (Don't Be That Flaky Comic)

Show up early. Stay late. Help move chairs if needed. Nothing turns bookers off faster than a diva with no credits. Comics who show up consistently and act like pros (even if they’re still figuring out their punchlines) get more spots. It’s that simple.

3. Network Without Being Annoying

Comedy is half jokes, half social game. Talk to other comics, support their sets, and avoid cornering them with your tight 7-minute bit about your weird uncle. Bookers and comics talk — if they like you, they’ll recommend you. You never know who might throw you a guest spot or recommend you for a showcase.

4. Start Your Own Show

If nobody’s giving you stage time, create your own. Find a bar, coffee shop, or even a dog park (hey, if it works…). Running your own show teaches you a ton about producing, and you can book yourself as much as you like. Bonus: you’ll meet tons of comics who might return the favor later.

5. Record Your Sets and Improve

This isn't technically about "getting" stage time, but it's how you make the most of it. Watch your sets. Cringe. Fix it. Repeat. The faster you improve, the more likely people are to book you again — and word spreads fast about who's "killing it" and who’s just killing the vibe.

6. Say Yes to Weird Gigs

Birthday parties, weird corporate events, backyard BBQs — the ones you think you’re too good for. Early on, you're not too good for anything. (And even later on, humility is key.) Every gig is a chance to get better, meet people, and maybe score some free hummus.

The truth is, there’s no shortcut. Stage time is earned with hustle, kindness, and endless repetition. You need to become so ubiquitous that bookers think you live in the club’s broom closet. Show up, get better, help others, and soon enough you’ll be the one giving spots to newbies — and complaining about how they never stick around to watch your set.

Now, get out there and grab that mic. I’ll see you in the green room (if you bring snacks).